Blinding Image Of May

We are indeed living an age of being basked in the golden ray of the golden age of comic book-to-movie adaptation. Or so it seems, with this delicate compilation of some sorry excuse of cosplaying Superhero wannabes. By the by, I'm being kind here.... The original title of the source were "some fags dressed in super hero costumes". And if you think this is indeed blinding, check out the original.

The (Red) Devil Made Me Do It

An Arsenal fan in football-mad Kenya hung himself following his team's 4-1 aggregate drubbing by arch-rivals Manchester United in the Champions League semi-final, police said Wednesday. Suleiman Alphonso Omondi, a 29-year-old Kenyan living in the capital Nairobi's Embakasi neighbourhood, hung himself in his Arsenal shirt late Tuesday after the match, police said. "We were watching the match at Bamba 70 pub, and when Arsenal was defeated, Suleiman just walked out in protest and he was crying," Calvin Otieno, one of his friends, told AFP. "We didn't know he was going to hang himself until this morning when we received the reports and came here to find his body at the balcony," Otieno said outside the deceased's home. Arsenal slumped to a 3-1 defeat at home in the second leg of the Champions League semi-final, capping a disappointing season for the Gunners who were already out of the Premier League title race early in the season.

This Friday The Thirteen...

... A news, with rhyming numbers. By the way, the tiny head at the right bottom corner happens to be the 15-year-old mother of the child. And for all the interested inspiring parents out there, feel free to check out the link to The Sun's (probably subconsciously cynical though) unintentionally humorous follow-up piece to the headline. Surely we can't count British's Prime Minister Gordon Brown as one of the inspiring, but boy is he interested already. "I think all of us would want to avoid teenage pregnancies."

"Sex Spy"

Something to stimulate the hearts and minds of all pornographers in Korea. She arrived as a refugee, one of tens of thousands to flee the world’s most oppressive regime and, for seven years, Won Jeong Hwa was a model defector. She toured South Korean military bases to lecture on the evils of the homeland that she had escaped, the totalitarian Communist state of North Korea. Ms Won had a secret however. According to a confession made to South Korean police, she was a spy who seduced the military officers she met, and plotted assassinations with poisoned needles. Now she faces execution for treason in a case reminiscent of the most tense days of the Cold War. “She used sex as a tool for her spy activity,” a statement by the Suwon prosecutors’ office said. Perturbed over the obscured photo in the article? Fret not, this is the interwub. At your service, a gallery of the clumsily dubbed "Sex Spy", featuring six unobscured images, including the one in the earlier image.

Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Fake Crystal Skulls

Less than three months after the Quai Branly Museum in Paris discovered that a crystal skull once proclaimed as a mystical Aztec masterpiece was a fake, it is now the turn of the British Museum and the Smithsonian Institution to find they were victims of skull-duggery. Scientists from those two prestigious institutions on Wednesday said their crystal skulls were cut, honed and polished by tools of the industrial age, not by Mesoamerican craftsmen of yore. "The skulls under consideration are not pre-Columbian. They must surely be regarded as of relatively modern manufacture," they say. "Each skull was probably worked not more than a decade before it was first offered for sale." The skulls became star exhibits in all three museums long before the Indiana Jones movie, "The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull," hit the movie screens this year. The superstitious deemed them part of a collection of 12 skulls, endowed with healing or mystical powers, that dated back to the ancient culture of Central America. Reuniting all 12 skulls, together with a putative 13th, would conjure up a massive power that would prevent the Earth from tipping over on December 21 2012, the "doomsday" in the Mayan calendar, according to one fable. Legend-lovers had a bad day on April 18 when the Quai Branly said it had found grooves and perforations in its 11-centimetre-high quartz skull revealing the use of "jewellery burrs and other modern tools."

Have Anyone Go Check On The Doomsday Clock's Batteries Already?

Just so that your merry weekend mood comes crumbling down in all its glory... What treacherous fate awaits this shaven orangutan in Borneo? Afraid you have to read this to believe it. Well, they call the article in question, "Conclusive Proof - That There Is No God and Humans Are Essentially Evil". Not without reason, it would seems. Via the mighty warrenellis.com.

豹房

豹房，明武宗朱厚照所建立，一般認為是豢養動物的場所，也有人認為豹房無豹，只是一個行政機關。 明朝皇帝及貴族豢養動物達到鼎盛，光北京城內就建有虎豹園、虎城、象房、豹房、鵓鴿房、鹿場、鷹房等場所。明武宗命劉瑾在西苑（今天東華門外的報房胡同）建造豹房，令江彬廣選民間美女充實其中，有教坊司之女、寡婦、孕婦、妓女、高麗女、色目人女、西域舞女，專供武宗皇帝淫樂之用，一時無法安置的女子，就被安排在浣衣局寄養；又令各地貢獻珍禽野獸，招納伶人、僧人、市井無賴、義子等人聚之。為了區別於其他豹房，後人稱「武宗豹房」或「西苑豹房」。據說武宗在豹房常醉枕錢寧而臥，正德十六年（1521年）三月十三日，死於豹房，皇太后下旨，逮捕江彬等人下獄。 至於豹房有沒有豹，根據《萬曆野獲編》載：「嘉靖十年兵部覆勇士張升奏，西苑豹房畜土豹一隻，至役勇士二百四十名，歲廩二千八百石，占地十頃，歲租七百金。」現在北京地名中仍有豹房的名稱。 Good Lord, Wikipedia is wicked. As ever.

Savage Bestiality In Congo

Denis Mukwege, 52, a Congolese gynecologist in South Kivu Province, the epicenter of Congo's rape epidemic, works in a hospital where 10 new women and girls turns up everyday. "There used to be a lot of gorillas in there," he said. "But now they've been replaced by much more savage beasts." - Denis Mukwege. ""The sexual violence in Congo is the worst in the world" - John Holmes, the UN undersecretary general for humanitarian affairs. "I still have pain and feel chills," said Kasindi Wabulasa, who was raped in February by five men. The men held an AK-47 rifle to her husband's chest and made him watch, telling him that if he closed his eyes they would shoot him. When they were finished, she said, they shot him anyway. More from the bone-chilling article. Notably, the savage beasts was distintively described and identified by the victims and yet nothing can be done. Listed here for research purpose, amongst the depressingly more that a handful groups of perpetrators, the below two were specifically mentioned: 1. According to victims, one of the newest groups to emerge is called the Rastas, a mysterious gang of dreadlocked fugitives who live deep in the forest, wear shiny track suits and Los Angeles Lakers jerseys and are notorious for burning babies, kidnapping women and literally chopping up anybody who gets in their way. 2. In almost all the reported cases, the culprits are described as young men with guns, and in the deceptively beautiful hills here there is no shortage of them: poorly paid and often mutinous government soldiers; homegrown militias called the Mai-Mai who slick themselves with oil before marching into battle; members of paramilitary groups originally from Uganda and Rwanda who have destabilized this area over the past 10 years in a quest for gold and the other riches that can be extracted from Congo's abused soil.

"Shot Dead Trying To Show The Truth In Burma" That's The Title Of The Video.

And so it seems, that Kenji Nagai, was shot deliberately, according to thisTimesonline article, which also backed up their claims, when they provided the youtube video below.

WikiScanned

In this post-wikipedia world, since the creation of the omnipotent online public encyclopedia in 2001, it must be much foretold of what was uncovered now when an American student, Virgil Griffith, created WikiScanner, a software program that reveals who edited Wikipedia entries via a system where it scans the I.P address and cross-references it with the I.P. directory. But still, the truth kicks ass... Big time. - The Vatican edits Irish Catholic politician Gerry Adams page - In the 9/11 Wikipedia article, the NRA added that “Iraq was involved in 9/11” - Scientology removes criticism and negatives article from Scientology page - Dog breeding association deletes whole paragraphs about fatal attacks by dogs on humans - US Republican Party changes the "Post-Saddam" section of the Baath Party article to a different account of the war, changing the language from "US-led occupation" to "US-led liberation" - Portuguese government removes entries about Prime Minister’s scandals - British Conservative Party removes negative references of its MPs and deletes paragraph of the party’s old policies - MSN Search is “a major competitor to Google”. That’s what MSN added to their page - BBC changes Blair's drink from coffee to vodka and his workout from the gym to the bedroom. Someone from the BBC also changes Bush’s page, changing the name from ”George Walker Bush” to “George Wan*** Bush” And that's just a handful amongst other revelations which had already caused much ripples harbouring an upcoming media storm. Kudos to Virgil, for making my (and numerous others who are lazy but nonetheless bound with an otherwise insatiable thirst for knowledge)favourite encyclopedia a more reliable one.

Gay Bomb Apocalypse

The world is always ready to throw you a...bomb? Literally. Warren Eliis put it best: a watchdog organisation uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a biochem weapon capable of turning enemy soldiers into inexplicably horny homosexuals. A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting. Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently rejected, building the so-called "Gay Bomb." Edward Hammond, of Berkeley's Sunshine Project, had used the Freedom of Information Act to obtain a copy of the proposal from the Air Force's Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio. As part of a military effort to develop non-lethal weapons, the proposal suggested, "One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior." The documents show the Air Force lab asked for $7.5 million to develop such a chemical weapon. "The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviwing the documents. Fathom an apocalyptic future complete with mutated freaks speaking in wry absurdist tone, lone martyr heroic figure who always get to deliver his one-liners, (okay, you know where I am going with this) created by a nuclear gay bomb meltdown triggered by emotionally heavy, horny homosexuals...creating a world of homos, thus dooming the world.

Godawlful Logo Does More Than Being Grotesque

The highly-publicized, much-hated, many-despised, very expensive logo of London 2012 had raised its bar for controvesy over its abominable existence further. BBC had several Branding Experts talking about its grisly appearance already; blogosphere has called it "broken window", "hip-hop graffiti" and even a "distorted swastika", and a reader's comment from London Lite called it "Lisa Simpson doing a blowjob"; an online petition to have it replaced met astounding success, despite being closed by its creator after 48,615 signatures in just two days, spawning another petition supporting the logo which received 318 signatures from 5th June till now, and with most votes intended to be a joke, if you check out the comments column. And now, an animated footage of the living logo triggered seizures in people with photosensitive epilepsy as the charity Epilepsy Action received telephone calls from people who had had seizures after watching the film and said that flashing lights in a sequence depicting diving into a pool in vivid colors provoked more than 10 seizures among the estimated 23,000 people vulnerable to a photo-sensitive form of epilepsy. It was withdrawn in response, but the London mayor, Ken Livingstone, had this to say, "If you employ someone to design a car and it kills you, you're pretty unhappy about that, if you employ someone to design a logo for you and they haven't done a basic health check you have to ask what they do for their money." The mentioned animated promo might be removed at the official site already but can still be found here at King Nutter. For those suffering from Epilepsy, do yourself a favor.

A Mouse Mouse Indeed

Anyone with the kind of sick fetishes of obtaining some sensation from clicking with a mouse that is actually a mouse, here's the instructables how-to-guide, that obviously, ain't gonna be bloodless. Get your hands dirty already.

The Daily Evil Grin Generator

Further evidence on the all-reaching, and I mean All-Reaching, appeal of the mighty Teletubbies...

Sada Abe

Japanese cops, circa 1936. Tough asshole, if you ask me. Would you be smirking around with that stupid grin, if you know what's the deal with the petite lady in Kimono? Hint hint: She actually did what most women only claimed they will do to you if they uncovered your affair.

Thus Antichrist Was Born

Just so you know the source of inspiration of my version of Antichrist... Scientists have created the world's first human-sheep chimera - which has the body of a sheep and half-human organs. The sheep have 15 per cent human cells and 85 per cent animal cells - and their evolution brings the prospect of animal organs being transplanted into humans one step closer. Professor Esmail Zanjani, of the University of Nevada, has spent seven years and £5million perfecting the technique, which involves injecting adult human cells into a sheep's foetus. He has already created a sheep liver which has a large proportion of human cells and eventually hopes to precisely match a sheep to a transplant patient, using their own stem cells to create their own flock of sheep. The process would involve extracting stem cells from the donor's bone marrow and injecting them into the peritoneum of a sheep's foetus. When the lamb is born, two months later, it would have a liver, heart, lungs and brain that are partly human and available for transplant. "We would take a couple of ounces of bone marrow cells from the patient,' said Prof Zanjani, whose work is highlighted in a Channel 4 programme tomorrow. "We would isolate the stem cells from them, inject them into the peritoneum of these animals and then these cells would get distributed throughout the metabolic system into the circulatory system of all the organs in the body. The two ounces of stem cell or bone marrow cell we get would provide enough stem cells to do about ten foetuses. So you don't just have one organ for transplant purposes, you have many available in case the first one fails." At present 7,168 patients are waiting for an organ transplant in Britain alone, and two thirds of them are expected to die before an organ becomes available.

Ash Tray

There's sick fucks. And there's SICK FUCKS. Really, you gonna regret clicking on this link. And if you make it that far into the page, DO NOT click on the picture. I know, it's modblog and all...but "SICK FUCKS" is relatively an understatement here...

Skullface

The facial tattoo to end all facial tattoo...

Disturbing Gif Of March

Poor kid. Disturbing FUCKING Ewoks.

"Ruan"

ZURICH (Reuters) - A sculpture made with the pickled head of a dead fetus attached to a seagull's body has fueled a furor in Switzerland about the boundaries of art. Berne's Museum of Fine Arts removed the piece from a Chinese art exhibition earlier this month after a complaint that it was disrespectful to the dead, and following concerns its grisly appearance might traumatize visiting schoolchildren. The piece, named "Ruan," stole headlines in Swiss newspapers when artist Xiao Yu confirmed that the fetus head was real. Art imitate lives. Art becomes live.