Gay Bomb Apocalypse

The world is always ready to throw you a...bomb? Literally. Warren Eliis put it best: a watchdog organisation uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a biochem weapon capable of turning enemy soldiers into inexplicably horny homosexuals. A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting. Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently rejected, building the so-called "Gay Bomb." Edward Hammond, of Berkeley's Sunshine Project, had used the Freedom of Information Act to obtain a copy of the proposal from the Air Force's Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio. As part of a military effort to develop non-lethal weapons, the proposal suggested, "One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior." The documents show the Air Force lab asked for $7.5 million to develop such a chemical weapon. "The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another," Hammond said after reviwing the documents. Fathom an apocalyptic future complete with mutated freaks speaking in wry absurdist tone, lone martyr heroic figure who always get to deliver his one-liners, (okay, you know where I am going with this) created by a nuclear gay bomb meltdown triggered by emotionally heavy, horny homosexuals...creating a world of homos, thus dooming the world.