Thomas The Fucking Angry Transformer Tank Engine

In another homage to and in the vein of all things Transformer in light of the disastrous disaster movie sequel, Thomas The Tank Engine gets a little overtly anthromorphic here. Courtesy of glennz.

Porn...SFW

With the advancement of times and technologies, now mankind get to enjoy something they thought they can never get... Porn, Safe For Work!!!

Mace/Off

Really should stop yakking about how awesomely brilliant Empireonline.com is with their "50 Greatest Movie Finisher Moves", as I already had my shot in the earlier post. Too bad this one's way too neat to be left out. Part of the all-consuming hype for Attack of the Clones focused on the dust-up between Samuel L. Jackson’s Mace Windu – at last getting something to do other than nod meaningfully – and Temeura Morrison’s Jango Fett, father of Boba. Finally, it was on. Jango – he bobs! He weaves! He shoots! Mace deflects! Jango shoots again! Mace deflects again! Mace cuts off Jango’s head! Interesting move – what will Jango respond with? Oh, nothing. Damn, that was short – yet, in establishing Mace’s tough guy credentials, the brevity of the fight is all-important. Then comes the kicker. Especial kudos to Lucas for the blackly comic image of a distraught Boba picking up his dad’s helmet. Hands up who wanted Jango’s head to fall out, scarring the young lad for life? Shame on you!

Mercy Is For The Weak! The 50 Greatest Movie Finisher Moves

Heath Ledger’s Joker had already made his entrance in The Dark Knight, in that opening bank heist. But in terms of establishing his fearless psycho credentials, this moment is priceless. Having gatecrashed a meeting of mobsters – whose money he’s just stolen, remember – The Joker bamboozles everyone by ramming a pencil, point down, into a table. "I’m going to make this pencil disappear," he says and, as one of Michael Jai White’s goons approaches him, he stays true to his word by grabbing him and smashing him face-first onto the implement. "Ta-daaaaa!" cries The Joker, and suddenly everyone is taking him very seriously indeed. Rumour has it that Paul Daniels is thinking about doing the same thing in panto Just one of the many entertaining reads from the ever-resourceful Empireonline.com, "The 50 Greatest Movie Finisher Moves". Worth your puny little time browsing through.

Tokyo Tower Orgasm

It seems like an anime adaptation is inevitable for the hit manga-to-movie adaptation, Detroit Metal City, mentioned in the earlier entry. And it turned out to be...nifty stuffs. Guessed the source material is too hard to let down. Check out this clip...Gut-bustingly hilarious stuffs.

三国第一武将竟然是“他”

A ludicrous piece which is, obviously for those understanding Mandarin and particularly those with a reasonably sound knowledge of my favorite historical era, The Three Kingdoms period in Ancient China. "吕布说：“我是当仁不让的三国武将第一，却还有那么多人来闲言闲语，真不爽！” 张飞不服：“老子跟你吕布单挑从来没落过下风，你看到老子醉酒都还不敢来碰老子，老子才是天下第一！” 马超不服：“哼，你张飞和我锦马超单挑时不是你大耳哥鸣金鸣得快，我早挑你于马下了，你还是轻装上阵，明显我要强于你，我是三国第一！” 许褚不服：“马超算个球，上次看到我家主公后面站了个我，就不敢来碰我主公了，还老是说要报什么杀父之仇，明显就是怕我，我才是三国第一！” 徐晃不服：“若说你许褚敢称三国第一，我徐晃和你挑了两次，又哪里输了你来？我不服！” 颜良不服：“哈哈，你徐晃也敢在这里插一脚？手下败将！” 文丑不服：“颜良，你挑过徐晃，我还挑过徐晃和张辽两人呢，我明显比你强，敢称三国第一的舍我其谁？” 关羽不服：“你们两个无头之鬼，你看到我站在这里了吗？，鬼叫什么？” 庞德不服：“老关，我庞德可是射中你一箭的啊，打架也不在你之下，我才是三国第一。” 黄忠不服：“射中关羽有什么稀奇，他出了名的靶子王，老子可是做到想射他那里就射他哪里。” 赵云不服：“你要真的厉害在汉水上就不要我来救了撒。被困了自己跑出来撒，我在长坂坡可是一个人跑出来的哦。这种程度谁能做到？” 姜维不服：“你还不是怕我？嚣张什么？” 邓艾不服：“你打我儿子都打不过，呵呵，我儿子只有我七成战斗力。” 邓忠不服：“老爸放屁，我二十一岁时就超过你了。 ...................................................... Check out the original post from 三国志online中文网论坛 for the startling ending where one will be crowned the titular "Number One Warriors of The Three Kingdoms".

The Uncler - A Parody Of "The Wrestler"

Were just talking about how MTV Movies Awards and etc are gonna poke fun at "The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button" and "The Wrestler". And true enough, and soon enough, along came this. Well, at least you get Alyssa Milano as "Cassidy". The Uncler w/ Uncle Sam and Alyssa Milano from Alyssa Milano