Guan Yu VS Space Invaders!!! 关公大战外星人

Wikipedia Is Wicked!!! Another Blast From The Past, courtesy of our good ol' Wikipedia, a pretty much ancient (1976!) Taiwan production with one of wackiest funky genre fusion movie concept ever!!! Cross-breeding Japanese's very own Daikaiju with Chinese Folklore/Fairy Tale, We see The Original God Of War (eat yer heart out, Kratos), Guan Yu (more well-known lately for his role in the Dynasty Warriors Series from Koei) emerges, Ultraman style, to defend Earth from puny space invaders, battling over Hong Kong's cityscapes! Unfortunately, no English Wiki page, but a Mandarin one is available for those who understands Mandarin to check out its absurd plot synopses in all its glory. A brief plot synopse extract from the mentioned Wiki page. 中国影坛有史以来耗资千万金元，第一部特技神怪灾难电影！ 赵老先生是位已失明的雕刻家，一生一直是在雕刻中渡过。虽然，他每天所刻的不过是一块木头，却好似成为一种心灵上的寄托，一心一意要刻好这一座关公雕像。经过四年的时间，他一直不持续雕刻关公神像的工作，并且认为神像完成之时，将会产生无比神奇的力量。 但是，他的儿子赵超群是一位杰出的科学家，所以无法接受父亲对着木刻神像发呆，所以两人虽为父子，却在思想上是截然不同。然而，赵老先生的心中也生气儿子长了这么大，还培养他读书，竟来责问他的事情，因此，父子双方造成极大的冲突。 某日，天空突然出现飞碟在地球上空，并降下外星人任意破坏，众人完全束手无策；同时，赵老先生咽下最后一口气前，他点出木雕神像的双目时，心中所信仰的神力出现了。最后，幸获武圣关公显灵，手持青龙偃月刀下凡，双方历经一场激战后，关公总算剿灭外星人，拯救万民于水深火热……

"Remember, remember the 5th of November."

"Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder, treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot." "But on this most auspicious of nights permit me then in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet to suggest the character of the dramatis persona. Voila! In view a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain for the value and voracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Heh heh heh, verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V

Doraemon VS Resident Evil

You had to see it to believe it, and hell, it sure seems like a kick-ass 2D game... if it's an actual game, that is.