"Remember, remember the 5th of November."

"Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder, treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot." "But on this most auspicious of nights permit me then in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet to suggest the character of the dramatis persona. Voila! In view a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity is a vestige of the vox populi now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance, a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain for the value and voracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Heh heh heh, verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V