Whatever Comes Out From Here, We Call It "Holy Shit"

Just in time for the festive season, further adventures of the "Jesus Lives - Sightings Of The Messiah" series... I'm quite certain that the site in question, which raised the issue, is supposedly a mock site. Anyway, the origin...What it is and how it came to be: Angus' personal Jesus was first discovered on the morning of Sunday, July 2, 2006. The family was waking up when Angus began to perform his morning ritual. He stretched forward then leaned back sticking his rump high in the air. At that moment, the morning sunlight hit Angus' rear end and low and behold, "It's Jesus!" Angus' father exclaimed. Ever since that sanctified day, the image of Jesus has graced Angus' buttocks. Has this most unique appearance manifested by natural means, coincidence or could it be divine intervention? Yes, opinions on the spiritual significance of this magical event are varied, but no one can dispute the image's existence This piece of dog's ass.. ...is supposed to look like this! Further flattering comments from "witnesses" to the ass, posted on the site... "People look for a sign from the God, but I don't think He would send us a message on a butt. Maybe God wants us to doubt the sign and then have faith? I don't know anything." "I came to your site with sacrilege on my mind but left having been touched by a pet/Jesus union." "The Lord really is EVERYWHERE!" Blasphemous rantings at their worst, eh. It's Christmas, damn it.